Well there goes one chapter in my life. Here starts another.
some lady behind me at the bank smacked her child and said “dont put ya fingas in ya ass”
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Anonymous asked: How are you taking this Long distance relationship with her?
Anonymous asked: How much do you love your girlfriend?
How is love measured? You either love or don’t love. End of story.
People who are intolerant of other peoples beliefs and cultures piss me off. Ignorant pricks.
Anonymous asked: How did you meet your girlfriend?
Upon arriving on this backward planet I met my girlfriend at a local religious event for the young known as an “Olympics”. Also, frequent conversations lead to me being familiarized with her.
I tried teaching my little cousin the awesomeness of sarcasm….It went absolutely nowhere.
Babying your kids gets them fucking nowhere. No matter how great of a private school they go through and all this fancy shit. It’s just a setup for failure.
WHY ARE THEY CALLED TEA PARTIES WE COULD LITERALLY JUST CALL THEM
i just spit my drink everywHERE omfG
how do people even fucking sleep with night lights oh god my room needs to be as dark as my soul