Well there goes one chapter in my life. Here starts another.
1 month ago on 04/25/13 at 08:38pm
some lady behind me at the bank.... ›
some lady behind me at the bank smacked her child and said “dont put ya fingas in ya ass”
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Anonymous asked: How are you taking this Long distance relationship with her?
Badoinkadoink
2 months ago on 03/21/13 at 10:56pm
Anonymous asked: How much do you love your girlfriend?
How is love measured? You either love or don’t love. End of story.
2 months ago on 03/21/13 at 03:47pm
People who are intolerant of other peoples beliefs and cultures piss me off. Ignorant pricks.
3 months ago on 03/07/13 at 01:06am
Anonymous asked: How did you meet your girlfriend?
Upon arriving on this backward planet I met my girlfriend at a local religious event for the young known as an “Olympics”. Also, frequent conversations lead to me being familiarized with her.
3 months ago on 03/07/13 at 01:01am
I tried teaching my little cousin the awesomeness of sarcasm….It went absolutely nowhere.
3 months ago on 03/01/13 at 01:34pm
Babying your kids gets them fucking nowhere. No matter how great of a private school they go through and all this fancy shit. It’s just a setup for failure.
3 months ago on 02/27/13 at 08:01pm
Some old Hawaiian grandma told me Pidgin is for morons. LOL
3 months ago on 02/20/13 at 07:27pm
WHY ARE THEY CALLED TEA PARTIES WE COULD LITERALLY JUST CALL THEM
PARTEAS
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Mitt Romney’s family misspell their last name in the greatest Freudian slip in history.
i just spit my drink everywHERE omfG
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how do people even fucking sleep with night lights oh god my room needs to be as dark as my soul
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4 months ago on 01/28/13 at 08:25pm
